that turbo cocktail recipe in full

We drank these on Sunday evening. A fuller run-down of Sunday's activities will follow, but try a few of these while you're waiting:

• 1 part homemade damson gin
• 1 part Jägermeister
• 2 parts Red Bull or some other taurine/caffeine sugary energy drink - we used Tesco's Kick which tastes pretty similar to Red Bull to me.

The result tastes not unlike alcoholic Benylin cough medicine, possibly with a dash of Ribena added. It's like medicine, only it makes you worse.

Note that the bottle of HP Spicy Woodsmoke Flavour BBQ Sauce in the picture is not one of the ingredients. Electric Halibut accepts no responsibility for injuries sustained after drinking cocktails with HP Sauce in them. On the other hand, if it's delicious, let me know.