Friday, November 14, 2008

oooh, no, matron

I will conclude this brief incontinent flurry of arse-related items by linking to the following news story from a couple of weeks ago: vicar gets potato stuck up arse. Top marks to The Sun's headline writers for whoever came up with the one they've attached to this story.

A couple of things to note beyond the general hilarity of the story - it was nice of The Sun to include a photograph of a potato, just in case anyone was unaware what a potato looked like (the only thing that could have improved things would have been the caption "a potato, yesterday"). I assume this wasn't the actual potato in question - if it was I guess they must have given it a rinse first. Also, note the quote at the end from "a hospital trust spokeswoman":
Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.
Er, yeah. By telling the tabloids all about it.

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